I'm going to bitch more!

Since apparently that's the feeling I get when... well. I spend time with people. Ha.

Friends 1, 2, and 3 all keep telling me about my issues with relationships, and three keeps trying to convince me I'm not bi.

I apparently don't know how to flirt, don't know how to dress (IF THEY DON'T LIKE HOW I'M DRESSED NORMALLY THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BE WITH THEM?!), need to work on liking guys who are actually available (legit point; If I never have to admit I like them, I can never be rejected), I too quickly turn the topics of conversation to something I am comfortable with (sex), and I "come on too strong" in terms of being interested in their likes/dislikes whatever.

Short version, I fail at anything related to relationships. Considering I have never had a bf or gf that is not invalid, but I honestly think its just cause I haven't found someone I can stand long enough to try and deal with this shit.

Also, all three of the ones who are telling me this are SERIOUSLY, not joking in any way, model beautiful. They get offered numbers from agents walking down the street. They get numbers on highways, in restaurants, on their coffee cups from baristas... the list goes on. So, I take their admonitions about "believing in inner beauty" and "when you are comfortable with yourself others will be" with a GIANT SPOONFUL OF SALT.

And I'm really tired still, haven't been sleeping well at all/haven't been sleeping at all.