Bitches and Hohs

So.

HOLY.

Fucking.

Shit.

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Had a most interesting weekend, in the terms of...

Well. Got drunk for the first time in my life. Maaaaybe second. I'm not quite sure as neither time did I feel drunk. Nor did I act much different than usual. Maybe a bit more uninhibited (as evidenced by my walking into the room in my bra and thong... a room with three guys in it. Two that I live with.)

Ari got too drunk too fast and barfed. The rest of my night was spent with Za helping take care of Ari.

Which, not gonna lie, was kinda hilarious - after I got over worrying that she was not going to pull out of it.

Booty Dance anyone?

Not only did she talk about our nipples, she deepthroated Za's fingers (4 of them), and just was... Well. Hicky-giving a lot of the time. I ended up with visible (though faint) bruises, as did Za.

"How tall is Alexander Skarsgard?"
"Tall enough to lick UP and DOWN!"

"What part do you wanna lick the most?"
"His V! It leads to the gold!"

"Sea Anenomies! *giggles*"

"Grand Tetons!"

Suffice to say that there was some (much) simulated oral sex. And hilarity.

After we got her settled for the night (the first time), we came out and Za, Er and I got comfy on our makeshift bed. Ty curled up in the corner.

And then Ari came out again,

And then we got her back in bed... again.

And at some point we watched V for Vendetta (as it had been the 5th of November), and slept a bit and dozed more.

Woke up for realz around noon and got going... to the Hoh!

I like me some Hoh.

Except we don't actually get to the right area of the world until like... late. And its raining HARDCORE.

And, the icing on the cake? My period started while we were in the car.
Two.
Weeks.
Early.

I'm on birth control for this shit!

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"If this is in Indonesia or Spanish, I will be SO PISSED. This Barbie movie I'm downloading..."

"25 minutes! Yes!"

"*Devastated look* NOOOOOO! It's broken!!!"

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So then we ate in a random Chinese food place in this odd town we were in, and then went to the store for pain meds for me, gloves for Ari and I and a tarp.

And some other stuff... like s'mores. And cinnamon rolls for the next morning.

And then we hightailed it to the nearest camping site and prowled around looking for a place to stay, when we were hailed by the ranger - who very kindly told us that we could stay in the group day-use area... which had a shelter!!!

So Ty strung up his hammock, the boys and Ari and I made the tent, and Ari went and slept in her car.

I'm pretty sure we were asleep by 9 or so, though I remember waking up during the night...

And then when we all got up in the morning, and ate our cinnamon rolls and GOT ON THE ROOOOOOAD.

And headed to Rio beach, which miraculously was sunny for parts of the time we spent there. It gets 180in of rain there a YEAR.

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"I says (12:15 AM):
HAAAI
Ari says (12:16 AM):
NO!
I say (12:16 AM):
SEX
Ari says (12:16 AM):
YES
I say (12:16 AM):
NOW?
Ari says (12:16 AM):
YES!!!"
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So that was pretty fabulous as we got to spend lots of time there, and the guys eventually decided it would be a good idea to stop running from the waves and start yelling things like "BLOW ME MOTHER NATURE" into the waves...

And so they got soaked, and it was pretty fucking hilarious to watch.

Then food at a place that had small winged buggies in the vinegar, and then to another beach, with much fun with sticks and balancing.

And then to the HOH!

A LOT of this trip was spent in the car with the music, some persons zoning out and some paying attention.

The Hoh was... amazing.

Moss, and giant trees, and air that felt GREAT to breathe in. And hiking in the dusk/early dark,

Fantastically old things.

Growing all around.

I lurves it.

And then we came back here.

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That is quite possibly the least informative/most information to impart post I've ever made.

52 hours spent with the same 4 other people.